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Anonymous: but how many wisdoms are in a wisdom scale? as many wisdoms as Ben Franklin or as many wisdoms as the kid a year older than you telling you he's seen it all 

Ben Franklin is not wisdomous. NEVER trust a person with two first names as their whole name. I have more wisdoms then that dumb older kid, but less wisdoms then kanye west he is el grando wisdomo


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hauntthis: How do I become happy in the same way as dogs? 

choose an “owner” and then look cute and ask for cuddles and strokes and never leave their side then when they finally throw a ball for you you’ll be happy truly happy


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Anonymous: how wisdomous is your wisdom? 

It is 92 wisdoms on the Wisdomous Scale (patent pending)


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westendgirlseastendboys:

someone talk to me I am very wisdomous

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someone talk to me I am very wisdomous

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I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

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westendgirlseastendboys:

Why don’t we ever peel tomatoes like who made them kings of the freaking vegetables I mean we even sometimes put crowns on them like what the fuck

Can you even peel tomatoes

I’m so alone

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westendgirlseastendboys:

Why don’t we ever peel tomatoes like who made them kings of the freaking vegetables I mean we even sometimes put crowns on them like what the fuck

Can you even peel tomatoes

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Why don’t we ever peel tomatoes like who made them kings of the freaking vegetables I mean we even sometimes put crowns on them like what the fuck

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

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the-future-mrs-solo:

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shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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gavinfree:

i dont think u guys know how much i luv taylor swift. she just popped up on the voice and i was like AJHJSHAJHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there are two types of people in this world, those who like Taylor Swift and those who are LIARS

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DIDN’T DIDN’T DIDN’T I SEE YOU CRYYYING

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