Sitting next to Jackie Tyler from Doctor Who at the airport help what do I say
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
I’m going on a plane in a few hours I’m terrified
'lol Arin talking about feminism? What a [slur], Suzy must be making him do it'
'Arin's just become a pussy, catering to those sensitive whiners. He needs stop and go back to being funny'
'wow Arin you changed. You used to be funny, but now you're acting like a SJW. I can't watch you anymore, I'm unsubbing. I'll come back when I get the good Egoraptor back'
things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age
- get married (with parental permission)
- start a family
- join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
- move out
things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age
- buy a pair of scissors
are you serious
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.